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So Britney's out of rehab. That month seemed to pass really quickly - except, perhaps, for showbiz gossip writers who had to work twice as hard as usual fabricating their latest episodes from Britney's make-believe life. We can be pretty sure their mock-sympathetic stance is, at this very moment, being consigned to the dustbin. And all the soldiers in the ongoing war against the success, wellbeing and peace of mind of Ms Britney Spears are receiving their battle orders once again. They almost destroyed her this time. The only thing standing in the way of total success was that none of her alleged "suicide attempts" was successful. Oh well. Maybe next time...... It certainly doesn't look as if the gloves are staying on, even in her first week out. More Magazine splashes a headline about Britney's "lesbian girlfriend", but when we get inside to read what she says, whoa! She prefers to remain anonymous! So - another "source close to the singer" then. The weekly celeb mags ruminate (all too late, seemingly) over her presumed closeness to Jason Filyaw and the equally presumed reaction of her family. One mag reports that Britney is planning revenge - in the form of legal action - against the guy the media likes to call "her ex", the disgusting Jason Alexander. Let's hope THAT rumor is true.
For sheer bravado, however, you have to take your hat off to OK mag, which we find in a mood of triumphalist celebration. "She's lost her looks, her man and her millions!" they trumpet. Never mind that it's total rubbish. She's DIVORCING Kevin, on HER initiative. She didn't "lose" him. She's made at least $30 million from record contracts, sales, merchandising and endorsements - while she's been on her "break". And the first time she does an official post-rehab photoshoot I have complete confidence she'll still look like one of the most beautiful women in the world. One of the weeklies claims Britney enjoyed the simplicity and discipline of Rehab life and has found a new serenity and sense of purpose. If that's true, OK and the others will have to work a little harder to finish her off.
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Yeah, THIS must be true since it's good! Never mind that Britney threw herself straight back into the hectic lifestyle of partying, paparazzi crowds of hundreds and working on her album - a magazine said something good and that's all Britneyology needs for proof!
Seriously, you guys are almost as bad as the tabloids you diss so much.